My sister calls...
"the cat just burned her tail! "
" I had a candle burning and she stood over it... it was her own fault!"
"No it wasn't you should have been watching her! Is she ok?"
"Yes she is fine... it is just a little brown in one spot"
"My poor baby!"
"are you sure?"
My poor baby!
Then later last night she was in her litter box... doing her thing... My sister and I were brushing our teeth and getting ready for bed when... the whole box rolls! She had put all of her weight on her front two paws and the lid came off... Poop went flying ... Lysol wipes came out... yuck... we laughed!